Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Hi again.
You know whats really depressing? When its your second entry into your lonely little blog, AND YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT! I hate to break it to you (and to myself, but never mind) that my life, really, isnt all that interesting. I wake up, eat breakfast, go to school, come home, do homework, eat dinner, sleep. Which, unfortunately means, I have nothing to write about. I mean, Im pretty sure your not going to be interested in the burnt black pieces on my toast this morning (but seriously right, i put the toast in the toaster for like 40 SECONDS and it was already burnt. i cant even cook toast, how shameful.) or the fact that when a particular somebody says less dense it sounds like he's screaming lets dance, and it cracks me up every time. Its funny when it happens, but when you write about it, it just sounds like crap :l (trust me, I just tried)

When I started this blogging thing, I made a promise (to myself) that i will not talk about my day, or my life at all. EVER. That I will find some interesting, hip hop happening subject that everyone in the entire world will want to read about, and it will be so good that I will of course get famous and become a multi trillionaire. Well hey there, what a failure that was. Im stuck here, second entry, not having a clue what to write about, still at school, with a mere $2 in my skirt pocket. Its very possibly the only money I have to my name right now. So, cheers to the failure of that plan!

Which kind of gives me an idea, which isnt as lame as the other one. (Trust me, complaining about the quality of earphones is even worse than this) So, brace yourself, and get ready for...

VALENTINES DAY!

Ugh. Im one of the 0.0003% of the earths population who quite simply does not see the point in it. Everyone reckons that its just cause im not 'paired off with anybody' (my boyfriend, at the moment, only exists in my head, has wings, drinks green cordial all day and dances the macarena non stop. Oh yeah, and he has a pet unicorn named Borat.) But honestly, dont you think its just an opportunity for jewellry stores to make a truckload of money and put their prices up? Seriously guys, their robbing you. And honestly, Ive heard the "What can i buy him/her for valentines day?" speech so many times I want to throw up. I have to stop breathing just so i can stop myself from screaming 'WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER, DONT BUY ANYTHING. SAVE YOUR MONEY!'. Do you REALLY need to buy your loved one an expensive present just so you can prove that you love them? Shouldnt they know that anyway?
And also, with the thought of buying flowers and chocolates for people.
Nobody needs flowers. All they do is take up precious space, use up all your water, and then say thanks to you by DYING. Theyre not even pretty! PLUS THEYRE A RIP OFF. and with chocolate? Your practically handing somebody a plate of sugar and fat. Sure, it tastes good, releases endorphins or whatever, but cant they just get their own? Dont people have chocolate in their houses these days anyway?

So, i guess you have my thoughts there on Valentines Day. Ill be staying at home by myself, listening to Hamish and Andy podcasts and more than likely reading the same book Ive read 353454356 times. (The lovely Bones. Seriously, read it. Or if you have to, buy it for somebody for valentines day. If you buy them the book, Ill forgive you for being involved in something so superficial [:) But hey, by all means, enjoy your valentines day. Spread the love and get hay fever from your flowers, and enjoy the chocolate. Also, have a glass of wine and catch up on the time you wasted reading this :)

But if you have read this (for whatever reason, like you were insanely bored. or just insane.) im curious to know your thoughts on Valentines Day. I know everyone has different opinions, and i guess ive just expressed mine. Note, most of my friends are REALLY into it. I dont even try to explain myself to them any more :)

Well Ill be off, hopefully to do something exciting i can write about next time (not likely though. dont hold your breath)
So, anyway,
Until next time,
Byeeee!

4 comments:

  1. Hey Girl, see you have dropped by my site, so I decided to return the favor. Your life sounds similar to my daughter's except she plays volleyball. Thoughts on Valentine's Day....oh, the stores love it...I heard years ago that it is one of the big moneymaker days for the florist. I think flowers are a waste of money but hate to argue the nice thought behind them. For some that find it difficult to share their feelings, it could be a good time to TRY to show it in some manner......whatever....hey, hope you had a great time at school today.....good luck with the toast in the morning! Later

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  2. YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!!!
    LOVE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY....
    EXCELLENT WRITER!
    YES.. THE LOVELY BONES... I READ HALF OF IT (BAD HABIT OF DOING THAT)... BUT I LOVED THE FIRST HALF!! LOL!
    DEFINITELY A BOOK I HAVE TO PICK UP AGAIN...

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  3. hey:)
    thanku... ur good too:)
    n bout valentine`s... totally see ur point... but i guess if it wasn for it.. vd hav misd out on a lotta good laughs if not anythin else!!! rite??
    good luck tho:)

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  4. "my boyfriend, at the moment, only exists in my head, has wings, drinks green cordial all day and dances the macarena non stop. Oh yeah, and he has a pet unicorn named Borat"

    Loved it!!! absolutely funny and I'm with you on the Valentine's Day thing. I have never gotten the point either...

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