Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Hi again.
You know whats really depressing? When its your second entry into your lonely little blog, AND YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT! I hate to break it to you (and to myself, but never mind) that my life, really, isnt all that interesting. I wake up, eat breakfast, go to school, come home, do homework, eat dinner, sleep. Which, unfortunately means, I have nothing to write about. I mean, Im pretty sure your not going to be interested in the burnt black pieces on my toast this morning (but seriously right, i put the toast in the toaster for like 40 SECONDS and it was already burnt. i cant even cook toast, how shameful.) or the fact that when a particular somebody says less dense it sounds like he's screaming lets dance, and it cracks me up every time. Its funny when it happens, but when you write about it, it just sounds like crap :l (trust me, I just tried)

When I started this blogging thing, I made a promise (to myself) that i will not talk about my day, or my life at all. EVER. That I will find some interesting, hip hop happening subject that everyone in the entire world will want to read about, and it will be so good that I will of course get famous and become a multi trillionaire. Well hey there, what a failure that was. Im stuck here, second entry, not having a clue what to write about, still at school, with a mere $2 in my skirt pocket. Its very possibly the only money I have to my name right now. So, cheers to the failure of that plan!

Which kind of gives me an idea, which isnt as lame as the other one. (Trust me, complaining about the quality of earphones is even worse than this) So, brace yourself, and get ready for...


Ugh. Im one of the 0.0003% of the earths population who quite simply does not see the point in it. Everyone reckons that its just cause im not 'paired off with anybody' (my boyfriend, at the moment, only exists in my head, has wings, drinks green cordial all day and dances the macarena non stop. Oh yeah, and he has a pet unicorn named Borat.) But honestly, dont you think its just an opportunity for jewellry stores to make a truckload of money and put their prices up? Seriously guys, their robbing you. And honestly, Ive heard the "What can i buy him/her for valentines day?" speech so many times I want to throw up. I have to stop breathing just so i can stop myself from screaming 'WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER, DONT BUY ANYTHING. SAVE YOUR MONEY!'. Do you REALLY need to buy your loved one an expensive present just so you can prove that you love them? Shouldnt they know that anyway?
And also, with the thought of buying flowers and chocolates for people.
Nobody needs flowers. All they do is take up precious space, use up all your water, and then say thanks to you by DYING. Theyre not even pretty! PLUS THEYRE A RIP OFF. and with chocolate? Your practically handing somebody a plate of sugar and fat. Sure, it tastes good, releases endorphins or whatever, but cant they just get their own? Dont people have chocolate in their houses these days anyway?

So, i guess you have my thoughts there on Valentines Day. Ill be staying at home by myself, listening to Hamish and Andy podcasts and more than likely reading the same book Ive read 353454356 times. (The lovely Bones. Seriously, read it. Or if you have to, buy it for somebody for valentines day. If you buy them the book, Ill forgive you for being involved in something so superficial [:) But hey, by all means, enjoy your valentines day. Spread the love and get hay fever from your flowers, and enjoy the chocolate. Also, have a glass of wine and catch up on the time you wasted reading this :)

But if you have read this (for whatever reason, like you were insanely bored. or just insane.) im curious to know your thoughts on Valentines Day. I know everyone has different opinions, and i guess ive just expressed mine. Note, most of my friends are REALLY into it. I dont even try to explain myself to them any more :)

Well Ill be off, hopefully to do something exciting i can write about next time (not likely though. dont hold your breath)
So, anyway,
Until next time,

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Hey there, kids who Im sure are insanely cool.

Your only insane because your looking at this, and Im sure that very soon you'll find out that this blog is only going to be a waste of your time.
Or, on the other hand, you could find it so amazingly wonderful that you have to keep checking it for new updates.
The first choice is probably most likely, but Id like to think that the second one will actually come into action some day :)

Anyway. Im nearly as cool as you guys. Most people would argue with that, but lets say for the sake of my self esteem that they're only jealous. Ive started this blog because, I have a very short attention span and get bored too easily. And, I like to write. Heaps. Which probably means Im a nerd, but remember. IM ACTUALLY REALLY COOL. :D Im only young, so this will probably be all over the place, and make no sense, but thats okay. It will make sense to me, which makes one person I guess. I dont even know what Im planning on blogging about just yet. Hopefully not fashion because I am mega-stinge and refuse to pay over $20 for a top. And you'd better wish its not celebrity gossip either, since I only just found out who Ellin Degenerous was. And then, I still dont think I can spell her surname right.
So, I think Ive come to the conclusion that Ill just be having a whinge about random topics. And ranting on about whatever comes into my head. If thats not for you, then fine. But hopefully theres somebody out there who actually likes reading about some pretty boring philosophical musings :) <-- Im trying to sound smart.

Also, I would prefer not being the only person to read this blog. So, I think you should read it too. Dont you agree, its more fun that way? And, it also makes me feel good. It'll make you feel good too, cause as soon as you start following it, you'll get a certification of coolness! (in your head)

Thats all for today, hopefully Im going to find some followers before I write something else. I really enjoy wasting peoples time, and I guess the more people I get on board the more fun it is for me. And you.

Have a nice day, and I dare you to come back for another visit :)